https://soundcloud.com/dane-carlson-389940224 Fri, 02 Apr 2021 03:16:04 +0000 Fri, 02 Apr 2021 03:16:04 +0000 60 en All rights reserved feeds@soundcloud.com (SoundCloud Feeds) discord.gg/QKHKMj9b A spoof podcast that introduces your expert on anything and everything -- Lance Greatness. From ridiculous dieting tips to hilariously fake commercials -- Lance Greatness is your master. discord.gg/QKHKMj9b A spoof podcast that introdu… Lance Greatness dane.thomas.carlson@gmail.com Lance Greatness no https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-o9xfRfTRnitUrG2y-zoC97g-original.jpg https://soundcloud.com/dane-carlson-389940224 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1514714749 Mon, 15 May 2023 16:22:01 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/lance-18-lances-apology 00:10:31 Lance Greatness no Lance got his GED and he's BACK with Sammy in the studio! And he has a funny way of showing how smarter much he has become since wrapping up that high school diploma. Lance attempts to apologize for his huge mistake, and to also actually admit what it was that he did. Lance got his GED and he's BACK with Sammy in the… Lance got his GED and he's BACK with Sammy in the studio! And he has a funny way of showing how smarter much he has become since wrapping up that high school diploma. Lance attempts to apologize for his huge mistake, and to also actually admit what it was that he did. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1220629246 Tue, 22 Feb 2022 17:25:28 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/sammys-going-bye-bye-the-musical 00:08:37 Lance Greatness no Well, it was nice while it lasted. Sammy's moving on to bigger and better things, and here's a musical devoted to him. Well, it was nice while it lasted. Sammy's movin… Well, it was nice while it lasted. Sammy's moving on to bigger and better things, and here's a musical devoted to him. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1210882498 Sun, 06 Feb 2022 16:58:44 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/the-men-behind-lance-greatness 00:11:40 Lance Greatness no Welcome to the Lance - a - con 2021 fan meetup, where you get to meet Lance Johnson and Sammy Jones Welcome to the Lance - a - con 2021 fan meetup, w… Welcome to the Lance - a - con 2021 fan meetup, where you get to meet Lance Johnson and Sammy Jones tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1120342591 Tue, 07 Sep 2021 13:34:21 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/lance16teaserdemo-danes-edit 00:06:25 Lance Greatness no Sammy calls up Lance and they try to do a promo for the next episode! They are met by lots of distractions and interruptions. Sammy calls up Lance and they try to do a promo f… Sammy calls up Lance and they try to do a promo for the next episode! They are met by lots of distractions and interruptions. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1055322751 Tue, 25 May 2021 13:35:22 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/gameshow-parkers-becoming-toms 00:20:13 Lance Greatness no Lance and Sammy take a break and relax from serious topics. Today, they host a gameshow and challenge guests to impersonate a celebrity named Tom! Anything goes in this crazy, one of a kind episode. Be sure to check out the new website, http://www.lancegreatness.com Lance and Sammy take a break and relax from serio… Lance and Sammy take a break and relax from serious topics. Today, they host a gameshow and challenge guests to impersonate a celebrity named Tom! Anything goes in this crazy, one of a kind episode. Be sure to check out the new website, http://www.lancegreatness.com tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1019680297 Wed, 31 Mar 2021 11:31:12 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/celebrating-women-the-lance-greatness-way 00:16:18 Lance Greatness no Lance and Sammy do their part by devoting an entire episode to women, goat's milk, and Greatness Flakes. Lance and Sammy do their part by devoting an enti… Lance and Sammy do their part by devoting an entire episode to women, goat's milk, and Greatness Flakes. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/986085691 Mon, 15 Feb 2021 15:11:30 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/sammys-report-on-the-haunted-house 00:10:58 Lance Greatness no Sammy sure took some thorough notes from his stay at the haunted house! We had Josh prep some scary music for this, so be sure to get that popcorn ready! Sammy sure took some thorough notes from his stay… Sammy sure took some thorough notes from his stay at the haunted house! We had Josh prep some scary music for this, so be sure to get that popcorn ready! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/967997281 Mon, 18 Jan 2021 18:03:36 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/lance-12-clip-show 00:13:11 Lance Greatness no Here you'll hear the best from this year's paid episodes. Sammy discovers his voice, Santa makes an appearance, and guided meditation are just a few things that will make you laugh for years to come. Here you'll hear the best from this year's paid e… Here you'll hear the best from this year's paid episodes. Sammy discovers his voice, Santa makes an appearance, and guided meditation are just a few things that will make you laugh for years to come. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/828433372 Tue, 26 May 2020 15:42:03 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/lg-11-running-for-government 00:15:42 Lance Greatness no Sammy buckles down and plans out his first episode -- all on his own! Meanwhile, Lance makes some pretty big decisions. Sammy buckles down and plans out his first episod… Sammy buckles down and plans out his first episode -- all on his own! Meanwhile, Lance makes some pretty big decisions. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/791644966 Sun, 05 Apr 2020 20:28:04 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/crime 00:11:40 Lance Greatness no Sammy and I publicly release our confidential interrogation that we conducted for the police. We bleeped out Thomas's name for his privacy. Join us for our tenth episode, the Big One Oh! Sammy and I publicly release our confidential int… Sammy and I publicly release our confidential interrogation that we conducted for the police. We bleeped out Thomas's name for his privacy. Join us for our tenth episode, the Big One Oh! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/762165253 Mon, 17 Feb 2020 15:16:21 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/christmas-special 00:11:44 Lance Greatness no In this episode Lance and Sammy try to prepare for Christmas. Josh is FINALLY back from vacation, so we could upload. We talk about what to get your loved ones for the holidays! Expecting an emergency? You'll know for sure what fire extinguisher to grab so you'll be prepared. In this episode Lance and Sammy try to prepare fo… In this episode Lance and Sammy try to prepare for Christmas. Josh is FINALLY back from vacation, so we could upload. We talk about what to get your loved ones for the holidays! Expecting an emergency? You'll know for sure what fire extinguisher to grab so you'll be prepared. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/733137991 Mon, 23 Dec 2019 22:43:35 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/lance-greatness-special-orphan-talent-show 00:14:01 Lance Greatness no Finally! A talent show with a real prize. Join Lance and Sammy as they help even more orphans find a good home. Finally! A talent show with a real prize. Join La… Finally! A talent show with a real prize. Join Lance and Sammy as they help even more orphans find a good home. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/715725577 Wed, 20 Nov 2019 06:01:00 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/lance-greatness-episode-7-orphans 00:13:33 Lance Greatness no Lance and Sammy are at it again! Join them as they help 2 orphans get into homes. Lance and Sammy are at it again! Join them as th… Lance and Sammy are at it again! Join them as they help 2 orphans get into homes. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/693075997 Wed, 09 Oct 2019 04:09:24 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/lance-6 00:11:11 Lance Greatness no Here we delve deep into the underground world of the inner workings of our neighbor country, Canada. Special thanks to Kitty the Kat for the outro music! Here we delve deep into the underground world of … Here we delve deep into the underground world of the inner workings of our neighbor country, Canada. Special thanks to Kitty the Kat for the outro music! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/607242207 Wed, 17 Apr 2019 08:12:10 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/lancegreatness/flat-earth-theory 00:10:07 Lance Greatness no Here we dig deep into unfamiliar religions and discover how scientists are sometimes wrong. Here we dig deep into unfamiliar religions and di… Here we dig deep into unfamiliar religions and discover how scientists are sometimes wrong. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/585047364 Tue, 05 Mar 2019 00:03:58 +0000 http://www.lancegreatness.com/podcasts/lance004.mp3 00:08:24 Lance Greatness no Today we discuss financial literacy, ability, and other things that will help you stay out of debt. Today we discuss financial literacy, ability, and… Today we discuss financial literacy, ability, and other things that will help you stay out of debt. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/579898131 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 05:11:07 +0000 http://www.lancegreatness.com/podcasts/lance003.mp3 00:07:54 Lance Greatness no Today we debunk a bunch of crap meant to seduce you into fatness. Can you only lose weight by changing your diet? Find out! Today we debunk a bunch of crap meant to seduce y… Today we debunk a bunch of crap meant to seduce you into fatness. Can you only lose weight by changing your diet? Find out! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/572962596 Sun, 10 Feb 2019 05:58:11 +0000 http://www.lancegreatness.com/podcasts/lance002.mp3 00:07:58 Lance Greatness no Listen to these facts about how this drink destroys lives Listen to these facts about how this drink destro… Listen to these facts about how this drink destroys lives tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/572127639 Fri, 08 Feb 2019 13:40:30 +0000 http://www.lancegreatness.com/podcasts/lance001.mp3 00:16:14 Lance Greatness no Describes in detail how to lose weight the Lance Greatness way Describes in detail how to lose weight the Lance … Describes in detail how to lose weight the Lance Greatness way